HIGHLIGHTS FROM Daily Mirror

• Alan Shearer's short verdict as daughter Chloe announces engagement to rugby star READ
• YouTube cashes in on Joey Barton’s poison after his ‘offensive’ posts conviction READ
• Celebrity Traitors star forced to return items by producers after stealing from set READ
• Shopper says 'Home Bargains has upped their game' with new 'gold dust' product READ
• I tried three nostalgic British sandwiches for the first time — one was disgusting READ