HIGHLIGHTS FROM Daily Mirror

  • Boy misses his school bus and actually manages to convince mum to keep him at home
  • Man 'hiding from police in attic' left dangling mid-air after falling through ceiling
  • Man Utd consider £36m Barcelona and PSG target as Romelu Lukaku replacement
  • Lib Dem leadership candidate apologises for call to 'decapitate' Boris Johnson
  • Man accused of murdering Tinder date slashes neck during trial