HIGHLIGHTS FROM Daily Star

• Whoopee cushions, fake poo and chattering teeth are still our top prank toys READ
• Paedo drag queen in full costume died after having sex with stranger as his dog 'joined in' READ
• Primary schoolteacher, 61, caught in explicit 'granny' content by a colleague READ
• Burger bar with poo on floor and grease dripping down the walls gets zero rating READ
• Doctor struck off after telling female medics to use their 'well-endowed' boobs as ping-pong bats READ