HIGHLIGHTS FROM Daily Mirror

• Angry locals hire quiet police to stop annoying tourists talking READ
• I never shop at Co-op but one underrated item is the best I've ever tried READ
• Man Utd news: Ex-player reveals his delight in leaving as 13 more set to quit in exodus READ
• Man tried 'about every model' of razor over 45 years but hails £16 one 'superior' READ
• 'I visited the UK's only fish & chip buffet to see if it's actually any good' READ