HIGHLIGHTS FROM Daily Star

• Naked thug on two-day cocaine and booze bender urinated on war memorial READ
• Adolf Hitler 'sweeps to power' in local election after saying his name is 'totally normal' READ
• UN confirms observation of interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS as it passes by our solar system READ
• Cross-eyed pervert jailed after claiming jury and police were hypnotised READ
• McDonald's fans fuming after chain reduces popular menu item in 'shrinkflation' row READ